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RE: Joel Osteen? - 4/30/2009 11:47:30 AM
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elastic
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look, i don't know about y'all, but i have learned from Joel that I am like a seed.
I am like a seed that is put in the dirt and the dirt says to me "seed, i am the dirt, and I've got you now. you cannot escape me. i surround you. i enclose you.
but i say to the dirt, though i am firmly planted in your grasp, i will bloom. i will break through your surface because it is in my DNA to persevere. you cannot hold me. you cannot keep me down. For i am a seed.
and i think that it is true for all of us. we are all the seed, and we are surrounded by dirt, but because of the DNA we have, we will get through it on our own. it is how we were made....fully loaded.
woo hoo...
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 4/30/2009 1:07:56 PM
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From the parable of the Sower, we find that
the "seed" is the Word of God.
We are the dirt.
We either encompass the seeds of tares
or the seeds of God. The fruit reveals which
we have done.
There is only one "seed" in the parable,
but four kinds of soil.
JO fills us full of empty cliches........................
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 4/30/2009 1:19:46 PM
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Rick4Him
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elastic,
Who or what is the dirt?
Do you come away from Osteen feeling any remorse for your sin? Do you feel God has been glorified through his teaching you, how to "get through it on your own?" We are not made fully loaded as you say. We are fully loaded in sin, yes, and only the regeneration of the Holy Spirit will fully load us to come to God in repentance. After this we no longer place ourselves as #1 as Joel has people do. Please be very careful with this false teaching brother.
Rick
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 4/30/2009 1:59:32 PM
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GodsMusic
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Rick,
I don't mean to rhyme but I believe "elastic" was being sarcastic.
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 4/30/2009 4:50:30 PM
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Rick4Him
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I've been stung! Sorry for the confusion. Sadly there are probably some who believe what you were being sarcastic about.
Rick
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 4/30/2009 10:10:37 PM
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Please be very careful with this false teaching brother.
The words "false teaching" and "brother" do not belong in the same sentence.
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/1/2009 11:57:56 PM
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Rick4Him
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I should have out a comma in between (teaching, brother), I was referring to elastic as a brother not JO.
Rick
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/2/2009 2:57:44 PM
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Does anyone think that Osteen reminds you of the charater, Mr. Haney of Green Acres?
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/2/2009 9:54:21 PM
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colliefan
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Does anyone think that Osteen reminds you of the charater, Mr. Haney of Green Acres?
Joel is better looking but the sales scam is the same.
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/2/2009 10:37:17 PM
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GodsMusic
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quote:
ORIGINAL: colliefan
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Does anyone think that Osteen reminds you of the charater, Mr. Haney of Green Acres?
Joel is better looking but the sales scam is the same.
LOL!!!
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/3/2009 9:09:02 PM
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Does anyone think that Osteen reminds you of the charater, Mr. Haney of Green Acres?
I will go out on a limb and say that Mr Haney probably has more Biblical training and probably knows more Scripturally than Joel. Then again, Arnold Ziffle from Green Acres probably has more Biblical knowledge then Joel
< Message edited by Soxfan -- 5/4/2009 11:18:06 AM >
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/7/2009 1:02:59 PM
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To a Godly event went our sister Elastic
She sang in the choir- she is real Fantastic!
Then the show was destroyed by appearance of JO
He gave lousy "sermon" - he is real schmo.
baaaahhhwahahahahahahaha
you are so awesome.
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/9/2009 12:33:53 PM
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You know Lakewood is celebrating its 50th anniversary as a church this Sunday....
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/9/2009 1:09:17 PM
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You know Lakewood is celebrating its 50th anniversary as a church this Sunday....
did Joel's father have the same shallow style of preaching
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 5/9/2009 3:02:25 PM
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GodsMusic
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ORIGINAL: gaylel1
You know Lakewood is celebrating its 50th anniversary as a church this Sunday....
did Joel's father have the same shallow style of preaching
There is youtube videos. I think he was pretty much the same, only a lot more charismatic.
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 1/8/2010 2:21:46 PM
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Surprised?
Joel Osteen Blesses Houston’s New (Gay) Mayor Annise Parker
"Annise Parker, the newly-elected happens-to-be-lesbian mayor of Houston was sworn in Monday and the opening prayer was given by … Rev. Joel Osteen."
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 1/8/2010 7:36:41 PM
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Surprised?
Joel Osteen Blesses Houston’s New (Gay) Mayor Annise Parker
"Annise Parker, the newly-elected happens-to-be-lesbian mayor of Houston was sworn in Monday and the opening prayer was given by … Rev. Joel Osteen."
Nope.....
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RE: Joel Osteen? - 1/13/2010 5:00:46 PM
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It's funny I every so often I'll stop at a channel he's on to see his preaching but they all sound like the same thing. Like some kind of re-run.
That's the TBN Bunch family (and many other stations of the like) for you.
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