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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/2/2010 2:07:24 AM
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makarizo
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Take out a loan and go to a cobbler school.
my tummy hurts, what should I take?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/2/2010 2:07:46 PM
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2 tbsps of hot pepper sauce should help.
Should I weed the garden or pack boxes today?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/2/2010 2:41:05 PM
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pack your weeds in the boxes and kill 2 bird at once.
should I send an x- girlfriend a birthday card, or should I just blow her off?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/10/2010 11:16:56 PM
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Send her the card, but run it through the shredder first.
I've got lots of boxes in my house, the result of a recent move to our new home. I'm tired of unpacking already and we have lots more to do. What can I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/11/2010 9:40:23 AM
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Call up a charity shop and let them collect it as a donation from you
I'm really tired but I have people here. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/29/2010 12:21:45 PM
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just change into your nightie and go to sleep on the couch. they'll understand.
(real problem) everyone in church is supposed to make a "junk art" project for the re-cycle fair. what should I make?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/29/2010 12:25:52 PM
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If you collect up all your q-tip cotton swabs you can carefully weave them together to make some charming dinner time place-mats.
It's too hot to exercise outside right now and I've watched too much television. After reading forums what should I do next?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/29/2010 2:33:42 PM
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Go to the sauna.
I feel tempted by sin, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/29/2010 3:48:51 PM
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Spechulle
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Get it over and done with and give in to it. You know you can repent afterwards right!
My 'kids' and a friend are playing 'worms'... it's very noisy and distracting. What's the best way to cope without going mad?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/29/2010 7:53:15 PM
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Put on headphones with sounds of jack hammering.
I like diet coke, but I like Pepsi better, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/30/2010 4:33:27 PM
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0000001
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write the pepsi co. maybe they'll hire u to do a testimonial.
I'm mad at my dh. what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 7/30/2010 9:25:17 PM
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car2nist
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Eat crackers on his side of the bed.
Mine is watching a movie I've seen recently. Suggestions?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 8/3/2010 5:07:14 PM
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Run into the room, turn off the TV and scream: "Why are you watching that?! Didn't I tell you I already saw it??" (Then run out of the room, taking the remote with you.)
Someone told me my hamster is getting fat. Should I put him on a diet?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 8/4/2010 7:06:14 AM
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car2nist
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Put him on a diet? He's already eating all veggies and fiber! Evidently that doesn't work so feed him cake and ice-cream.
I've been getting many annoying "bot" requests for me to add odd names to my Messenger friend list. How do I cut these down?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 8/8/2010 7:22:36 AM
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Delete messenger :)
I feel ready to drop, but we have a friend coming round for lunch - help!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 8/8/2010 9:14:47 AM
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Make sure to serve mashed potatoes for lunch, that way when you fall asleep on your plate the potatoes will cushion your fall.
M'love is playing a new video game. It is pretty cool but kinda loud and it's hard to hear the television. Advice?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 8/11/2010 10:21:21 PM
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keep turning the tv volume up - see who can make the most noise.
there have been three robberies lately in this quiet neighborhood. how can I protect my home?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 8/12/2010 7:58:24 AM
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car2nist
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Put a spiked collar on your cat. And paint her terrible sharp claws gold so the ruffians will notice them.
I feel like doodling but here I sit without a pencil...
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 9/7/2010 12:39:53 PM
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Go get a quill pen and jar of ink!
My neck is a bid sore. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 9/10/2010 9:09:46 PM
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42jeff
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I've heard headstands on marbles is good for a sore neck.
I really don't care to sit here at work for ten more hours...any suggestions?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 9/28/2010 3:43:24 PM
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mollypear
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It's fine...just keep driving...the garbage will pick up your splattered remains sometime...
Please give me a good opening line for when I introduce my boss to a large group of friends so the ice is quickly broken...
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 9/28/2010 7:42:40 PM
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42jeff
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"Hey guys...here's that slave driver I was telling you all about. See what I mean about his nose?"
Please help me out, I just introduced my boss to a bunch of my buddies using the line: "Hey guys...here's that slave driver I was telling you all about. See what I mean about his nose?" He's a little upset...any suggestions?
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