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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/12/2010 12:17:47 AM
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Eating many small meals every day should help in loosing weight. It takes alot of effort to keep getting to & from the table so that can be your exercise.
I need to go to the grocery store tomorrow but do not have much money. What can I buy that will not cost alot of money?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/13/2010 12:00:30 AM
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Just two items: dog food and milk. I've heard that dog food is just as good as Cheerios. 
How can I remember to drink 8 cups of water each day?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/13/2010 6:06:16 AM
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when you go out and about, wear 2 different kinds of shoes..... that look nothing alike. and then whenever you notice, or whenever someone looks down at your shoes, (should happen about 8 times a day) you should remember to go drink a glass of water.
what is the best way to make ham for dinner today?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/13/2010 6:08:28 AM
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Cook it in the bathtub.
I just joined Farmville on FB, what should I do to get more friends?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/13/2010 6:31:36 AM
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get the phone book out, and start calling everybody and ask them "will you be my friend on facebook?" and once that become your friend, enamor them with a million requests.
what is the best way to clean my refrigerator?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/14/2010 5:11:13 PM
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Load it into the washing machine of course! It will also spin your salad nicely at the same time :)
I am gonna have to sleep in the same room with my parents for 2 nights next week! They both snore! Help!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/14/2010 10:26:27 PM
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Put their bed outside, so they can sleep under the stars and you can get two peaceful nights sleep.
I'm discouraged about something today. What can I do to cheer myself up?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/15/2010 11:15:47 PM
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Waltz down the street singing "It's a wonderful world!" like you're in a musical. That ought to lift your mood.
Should I get my nails done or cut them short?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/15/2010 11:40:26 PM
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Neither one, let them grow! They'll make good back scratchers.
I don't feel like taking my 10+ bedtime medications tonight. Should I take them anyway?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/16/2010 7:20:45 AM
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Naaaaaah, why bother doing anything that you don't feel like doing!
I have a horrible streaming cold. Should I go back to bed?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/17/2010 12:52:21 AM
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Only after you call and complain (very loudly) to everyone you know (demand sympathy).
I'm having a very stressful week...how should I unwind this weekend?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/17/2010 11:17:42 PM
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Ask all of the local children to come to your house to play leap frog & then take them out for ice cream.
How do I get new flooring put in my kitchen at a low coast?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/18/2010 12:43:32 AM
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Go on a vacation, and secretly hire someone to break into your kitchen destroy the kitchen floor, and then when you get back act all surprized and turn it in to your insurance company.
how do I make myself fall asleep?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/18/2010 3:20:44 PM
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Hit yourself in the head with a skillet.
I'm excited about some good news that I received today. How should I celebrate?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/19/2010 2:32:19 AM
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Running up and down the street screaming "I HAVE GOOD NEWS!" Then, when people ask what it is, say: "None of your business."
I was thinking of getting a house-plant...what type should I get?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/20/2010 11:19:53 PM
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Lay around all day. Call friends and relatives and demand they come over--to wait on you hand and foot.
My son needs to cut my grass, but he keeps putting it off. How can I get him to cut the grass today?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/24/2010 12:20:58 PM
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Get a decent size remote control car and attach the mower blades to it. Then he will think it's a game.
My son is also a lazy git unfortunately. How can I get him to lift a finger around the house?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/24/2010 10:34:12 PM
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Kick him in the seat of the pants 100 times until he gets done what you want him to do.
I need to pack for our move, but I'm lazy. How can I motivate myself to do what I need to do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/25/2010 12:27:13 AM
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Call the bankers and tell them to forclose on you and that whatever is left in the house is theirs. That'll motivate you to hurry. (If you live in an apartment, tell the landlord to evict you early.)
I'm having a hard time reading a massive book that's rather boring. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/26/2010 2:07:27 AM
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Throw it away and watch the movie version.
I need to get to sleep earlier...I'm such a night owl, I can't get to sleep until the wee morning hours. How can I get to sleep earlier?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/26/2010 11:46:09 PM
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Drink a bottle of vodka.
I'm did a lot of housecleaning today and now my back hurts. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/27/2010 3:48:57 PM
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Do even more housecleaning, pain is just an illusion of the mind.
I want to travel but do not have the money to, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/27/2010 7:32:35 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Sell everything you own, then hang around a truck stop and pick up a lift there. Since you'll be getting a free ride, you should have more than enough money to spend on the trip.
I would like some new clothes...how shall I go about getting them?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/28/2010 12:10:04 AM
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You'll usually find some good bargains in a dumpster.
I'm tired and sore from moving stuff from one house to another today. How should I relax?
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