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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/18/2010 11:18:17 PM
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MissGizmo
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The cheapest, oldest, used one that you can find.
My ingrown toenail is hurting, What can I do to stop it from hurting?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/21/2010 5:38:29 AM
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Have it surgically removed, the toe I mean. Because c'mon we don't really need all our toes, do we?
How can I give my cat a bath without her scratching me?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/21/2010 6:46:51 AM
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Line the inside of the washing machine with a nice soft fluffy towel that your cat will cosy up on then when she is comfy, shut the door and run the wash cycle. Make sure it's not too hot so you don't boil the cat. Although, don't worry too much since they have nine lives.
I bought some gardening tools yesterday but I don't feel like doing the garden. Any advice?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/21/2010 3:18:00 PM
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Wear the gloves when you go to church Sunday so you will have a smart outfit on.
I need a new broom, but don't want to spend the money. What could I use instead of buying a broom?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/29/2010 3:27:08 PM
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Your cat or dog, that should help.
I just want to rest today, but know it would not be good for me. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/29/2010 3:30:13 PM
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Call people randomly in the phone book and invite them over for a party--that will keep you alert all day!
I'm sick of helping people and they don't appreciate it...what should I do instead?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/30/2010 5:34:11 PM
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Take a break from helping people out, and go to the local jokester store & do a season of playing practical jokes on people instead.
there is a friends get together tonight, I reeeeeeeally don'g feel like going, but know I will regret it if I don't, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/1/2010 9:35:11 AM
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Watch a movie on the subject
I should take a shower, but I want to go back to bed.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/2/2010 7:54:01 AM
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Get a shower installed in your bed so you can do both at the same time
I wish my daughter didn't have Eddie Izzard on in the room - I really don't like his 'humour'
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/3/2010 10:56:11 PM
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get 20 cans of spray paint and paint over it, hide the evidence, and when your daughter asks about it, act surprized and shocked.
i can't seem to fall asleep tonight, took a sleeping pill, not working, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/3/2010 11:14:40 PM
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Get out of bed & run a 5 mile run.
MissGizmo wants me to play with her & I want to play on the computer. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/4/2010 2:22:45 PM
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Attach little bells to your toes and wiggle them for her while you are on the pc.
How can I stay awake all weekend without suffering later?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/4/2010 10:26:41 PM
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Just planning on going to bed as soon as the week-end is over & sleeping for a long time.
I need to stay up late tomorrow night & then get up early on Sunday morning. How do I make sure I get up on Sunday morning?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/4/2010 11:38:46 PM
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Set 5 alarm clocks in every room of your house. By the time you get done running around turning them all off, you should be wide awake.
I need to meet new people/friends (in my day-to-day life), how should I go about doing that?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/5/2010 1:14:25 PM
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Do it on the internet, preferably on one of those dating sites, you will make a lot of friends there.
I am sad, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/7/2010 11:03:38 PM
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rub a fresh ripe habenaro all over your face and chest, if it makes you feel better you will know it was an act of God.
I am thinking of selling things on ebay ... what sort of thing should I sell?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/8/2010 8:40:05 AM
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Sell any of the neighbors dogs & cats that come into your yard.
I need to find something to do on Saturday night. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/8/2010 8:55:38 AM
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Get really drunk and drive right in front of the police station and yell loudly "you cops are real pigs, I'm not drunk!"
I need to go to a job interview but cannot make it, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/10/2010 8:57:42 PM
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Call them and demand they do the interview over the phone--they'll appreciate your forcefulness.
I need a new hobby--what should it be?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/10/2010 9:16:12 PM
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Hosting drinking parties might be good.
I'm craving sweets tonight. What should I eat?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/11/2010 12:06:27 AM
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MissGizmo
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Eat lots of dill pickles & drink plenty of water.
MissGizmo wants to play tonight & not go to bed. What can I do to make her go to bed?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/11/2010 7:00:16 PM
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Is that your cute little pup? I would say put some chopped liver all over the bed. She may not sleep, but she'll technically be in bed.
What should I watch on TV tonight to relax and unwind?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 6/11/2010 10:45:43 PM
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The adult movie channel should be relaxing. 
Any exercise recommendations for losing weight?
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