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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/4/2010 1:58:51 PM   
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Yes, it should use the word 'inconvenience' instead, otherwise it's a fine idea, go for it!

My son's job atm is gardening.... should I expect him to do more of our own garden too? (since he is the expert!)

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/5/2010 2:13:35 AM   
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Most certainly. And if he tells you a story about "giving a man a fish versus teaching him how to fish" tell him that gardening is an exception to that rule.


My throat hurts. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/5/2010 2:23:42 AM   
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Smash your fist as hard as you can into a brick wall - that will take your mind off your throat OR you could try gargling with tuna oil.

I really fancy some chilli Doritos but I don't have any. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/5/2010 2:01:24 PM   
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Have a bowl of Strawberry Ice Cream covered in Chocolate Syrup instead.


I live in America and am going to a friends house to watch an English Soccer match between Tottenham and Manchester City.
Being that I am a Chelsea fan of course I am rooting for Man City, should I go to the viewing party, or should I just go to Burger King instead?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/5/2010 4:56:05 PM   
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Burger King. The soccer terminology confused me.


Soccer confuses me. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/5/2010 10:19:53 PM   
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Run for office.

I'm starting my low carb healthy eating plan tomorrow and need some tips on how to stay on it this time.

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/5/2010 11:57:39 PM   
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That's easy - just drink water and don't eat anything, water is healthy and you will definitely be getting low carbs.

My budgie just won me a prize :) How can I reward him?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/6/2010 5:51:10 PM   
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Tell her you decided not to cook her for dinner

I have the day off tomorrow. How should I spend the day. It'll be raining all day...

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/6/2010 7:16:27 PM   
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Go outside and play hardcore football on the lawn while wearing golf cleats.


My friend is moving in on Saturday for the summer. What should I do to make her feel welcome?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/7/2010 7:07:19 PM   
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Of course not! In fact, put up a sign saying that it is now a mallwalkers's fitness station!

Should I get off the couch and finish cleaning my bathroom now?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/7/2010 9:53:51 PM   
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Of course not! In fact, put up a sign saying that it is now a mallwalkers's fitness station!

Should I get off the couch and finish cleaning my bathroom now?


No, people don't mind using dirty bathrooms.

I'm feeling cold and sick to my stomach. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/9/2010 4:06:05 PM   
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Eat as much pizza and ice cream as you possibly can.

Should I get out to the park today, or play hookey from work and do it during the week?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/15/2010 9:19:01 PM   
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Neither, you should jump into your car and drive west until you run out of gas, and hitchhike back.

now that my house is almost paid for, should I take out a huge home equity loan and build a sun room?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/15/2010 11:41:51 PM   
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Yes but make sure you resign from your job first.


Since I am allergic to eggs what would your ideas be for dinner tomorrow?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/16/2010 10:10:35 AM   
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Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam - without the eggs.

What would you suggest I take to a hot pudding evening but the puddings aren't until after the Bible study, prayers etc.

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/16/2010 11:27:14 PM   
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Liver pudding sounds good to me.

What should I use to scratch my itching arm?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/16/2010 11:45:29 PM   
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Sandpaper should stop the itching.


It's raining outside. What can I use for an umbrella?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/16/2010 11:47:58 PM   
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Miss Gizmo!

I don't have any sandpaper. What else can I use?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/16/2010 11:56:21 PM   
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Flea powder should help with there itch.


What is the best way to give MissGizmo a bath?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/16/2010 11:58:19 PM   
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Drop her into a full rain barrel.

The flea powder didn't work. Now what do I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/17/2010 12:00:40 AM   
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Take a bath in salt water


What to pack for the beach?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/17/2010 12:04:07 AM   
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Beer, vodka and other things for a wild beach party!

I'm thinking about eating something. What should I eat that's healthy?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/17/2010 6:02:54 AM   
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Chocolate - it's made from cocoa beans and beans are healthy, right!

I didn't sleep too well last night so should I take a nap later today?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/17/2010 7:13:43 AM   
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Yes. sleep for hours, that way you can watch all the informercials at night!

I have a thorn in my side, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/18/2010 10:45:48 PM   
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stick one in the other side for some good balance.

I need a new laptop, what should I get?

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