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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/19/2010 10:58:32 PM
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trinigirl722
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Eat a lot of cookies really fast until they make you sick. You probably won't crave them again for a long time, if ever.
How can I get my relatives in Mexico to stop asking me to come visit them? It's a long trip and always makes me tired.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/20/2010 1:08:24 AM
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Ask them if it's ok to bring along your new boyfriend. The one you met on Chatroulette, and who showed up at church boozed up, shirtless, and demanding to see the Virgin Mary's boobs.
Some underage geek on Chatroulette demanded to see mine. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/20/2010 1:08:46 AM
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Spechulle
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Put an obit for yourself in their local paper - just hope they don't come to your nonexistent funeral!
How do I decide who to vote for in the coming election?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/28/2010 3:55:18 PM
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Spechulle
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Ask them if it's ok to bring along your new boyfriend. The one you met on Chatroulette, and who showed up at church boozed up, shirtless, and demanding to see the Virgin Mary's boobs.
Some underage geek on Chatroulette demanded to see mine. What should I do?
oops only just found out we cross-posted
So my bad advice to you is tell them "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
What should I do about a book that I lent someone over a year ago and I haven't seen the person since?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/29/2010 1:45:37 PM
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gem2497
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Offer to pay a ransom for the book. Or tell them that you will post those embarrassing videos of that person kissing Grandma from the last time they celebrated Christmas at your house.
If blackmail does not work, then I strongly recommend begging.
I'm kind of bored and decided that I would sell my 19 year old KNOW IT ALL son on E-bay...lol. Unfortunately the highest bid was from a cardboard corrugation company in a third world country for 63 cents, plus I have to pay to ship him there.
Unfortunately as soon as he gets there they will realise that I got the better end of the deal and demand there 63 cents back.
Should I tell them ahead of time that I have a STRICT NO REFUND POLICY? LOL.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/29/2010 2:04:07 PM
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Spechulle
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No, don't tell them because they might cancel the order. Instead, accidentally-on-purpose forget to put enough postage on him, AND ALSO accidentally-on-purpose forget to put a return address. That way you will only have to refund the postage but you won't get him back.
My boiler broke today, so the water that is already hot is all I have. So should I use it to shower or let my son use it?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/30/2010 12:58:26 AM
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Spechulle
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Take your time deciding over a pot of tea
While I'm waiting for the engineer, should I get on with some housework or read a book/watch dvd?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/30/2010 2:47:35 PM
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gem2497
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The house will still be dirty later. Enjoy a good dvd, then a good book. After that I strongly recommend that you examine the inside of your eyelids for an undetermined extended period of time.
I just signed up for underwater CPR classes. The final test is in the Great Barrier Reef, I'm suppose to successfully give a Great White Shark Mouth to Mouth. Should I be worried?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/1/2010 8:37:25 AM
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Spechulle
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No point worrying... best to get it over with... think about the reward of passing the test instead.
I want a holiday but I've got no money. Any suggestions?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/1/2010 10:10:51 PM
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No point worrying... best to get it over with... think about the reward of passing the test instead.
I want a holiday but I've got no money. Any suggestions?
Ask the IRS for a loan on the tax money that you might owe next year and promise to pay it back when you file your 2010 taxes.
I'm tired tonight. Should I just go to bed?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/2/2010 1:04:09 AM
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Spechulle
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No! You should have an invigorating cold shower, then go out for a jog. Then when you get back, have another shower. You can go to bed after that if you're still tired.
I got up ultra early again (4.30am) It's now just after 6am and I've eaten breakfast. Should I go back to bed?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/2/2010 10:33:59 AM
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No! You should have an invigorating cold shower, then go out for a jog. Then when you get back, have another shower. You can go to bed after that if you're still tired.
I got up ultra early again (4.30am) It's now just after 6am and I've eaten breakfast. Should I go back to bed?
Yes, go back to bed and sleep all day! Then get up at 6pm and party all night.
What should I eat for lunch?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/2/2010 2:37:45 PM
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gem2497
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Well I'm going to go for the obvious answer here...FOOD.
There are lots of different varieties of food out there...enjoy.
I just successfully cross breeded a Rabbit and a Rattlesnake. I have made a venom biting Easter Bunny, is it to early to sell them as pets?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 7:57:56 AM
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Spechulle
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Take the money, then use it to run away
I've lost my handbag hairbrush - should I buy a new one or look for the old one?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 2:12:25 PM
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Nutty4God
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Why use a hairbrush? A rake works just as well.
I need to lose some weight and go on a diet. What kind should I try?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 2:50:57 PM
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Spechulle
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I've heard that the seafood diet is very easy to stick to - you see food, you eat it
How can I fit a rake in a handbag?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 3:01:34 PM
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gem2497
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Buy a very large handbag, and ask the rake to walk inside of it...lol (you didn't say the rake couldn't walk or talk.)
When I WAS married my wife left me for my best friend. Should I still be sad that I lost my dog Bodie that day or should I be sad that I got divorced?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 3:06:34 PM
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gem2497
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I have also recently started a "stress relief class". At the end of the class they have a pillow that you get to club, with a stick. On each pillow is a picture...my pillow has a picture of a baby seal....should I continue clubbing the pillow?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 3:17:19 PM
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Spechulle
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When I WAS married my wife left me for my best friend. Should I still be sad that I lost my dog Bodie that day or should I be sad that I got divorced?
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I have also recently started a "stress relief class". At the end of the class they have a pillow that you get to club, with a stick. On each pillow is a picture...my pillow has a picture of a baby seal....should I continue clubbing the pillow?
You should be sad for both, so sad that you spend the rest of your life trying to identify the seal on your pillow so that you can apologise for beating it up.
I just wasted the whole day.... accomplished nothing.... how can I ensure making better use of the rest of my life?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/3/2010 10:56:09 PM
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Sign away your rights to someone who will force you to put them to good use, even if you don't agree with what they have in mind.
My cat wails every morning so she can get her treat. How do I make her stop?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/4/2010 6:22:03 AM
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Spechulle
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Either:
1) Get the vet to remove her vocal chords
2) Dope her up at night so she won't do it until the afternoon
3) Leave her with so many treats that she is never without hence won't wail for them
I have to change my bed... how do I avoid the temptation of getting back in it?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 5/4/2010 1:47:11 PM
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gem2497
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Buy a brand new bed and have them deliver it when your not at home. (technically that is the literal use of the term "changing your bed"...lol)
There is a mall near me and they have an escalator that is always out of order. They have a sign up that forbids people from using the broken escalator. this makes no sense to me so I was thinking about making a new sign that said
"Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience".
Is this wrong?
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