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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/4/2010 1:39:44 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Do a house swap with your neighbor...don't tell them about the bugs though.
My sister gave me a Applebees gift cert. for my birthday...who should I take with me to eat?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/4/2010 8:51:43 AM
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Spechulle
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Someone who's fasting so you can taunt them with all the food
My pc is always running out of memory - what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/4/2010 10:14:06 AM
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Delete everyone else's stuff. If you don't share it with anyone, then wipe your memory by crashing your computer.
I'm having a hard time understanding a particular bible verse. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/4/2010 5:58:32 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Go to the nearest prison and ask an inmate...they usually put the bible first (when they're in jail).
I'm thinking about going to late evening prayers at my church...but, then again, I could stay home and watch TV. What should I do?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/5/2010 9:35:04 AM
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Spechulle
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Take a portable TV to the church with you
A favourite ring of mine (actually my only one) is too tight and can't be adjusted - what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/6/2010 12:17:49 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Pawn it and go to the casino...maybe you'll win enough money to buy a new one that fits.
I need to figure out how to spend some money I got for my birthday--what should I spend it on?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/6/2010 7:44:00 PM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Buy a bunch of gift certificates and give them to yourself. You'll have spent the money but you'll have time to decide what specifically you want.
I've decided to use my cat as a weapon to wake my mother up in the morning. I'm going to spray the bed with tuna juice. I know my mom will be angry. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/6/2010 11:01:16 PM
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Video tape the whole event and post it on you tube.
My sister wants to set me up on a "blind" date, I am not sure if I want to meet her, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/7/2010 5:06:22 PM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Tell her no. She can't like this particular friend too much if she'd want to sic her brother on her. (Joke)
I'm on a diet but I can't stick with it cuz I hate veggies. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/7/2010 9:53:02 PM
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Say forget about it and eat lots and lots of fruit. Your 'regularity' will have you losing weight in no time.....
My left ear itches, any ideas on how to change that?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/8/2010 7:21:27 AM
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Spechulle
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Drop a hammer on your toe - you won't notice the ear anymore.
My ex-telephone/internet company told me everything was paid up and my accounts were closed now. But today I got another bill from them! Should I sue them for harrassment? (it's been going on since January)
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/8/2010 11:17:05 AM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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No. Sign up for their services again and don't let a few bad employees ruin your experience.
My sister has stolen my secret plans to take over the universe. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/8/2010 11:28:35 AM
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Spechulle
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Challenge her to fight to the death for them.
I still have my Christmas tree boxed up hanging around in the kitchen. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/8/2010 8:48:57 PM
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Take the tree out of the box and set it up. Tell everyone around that you're going to save on AC bills by looking at the tree and pretending that it's cold and snowy outside.
I'm tired of getting advice from people. What should I tell them to make them stop giving it to me?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/8/2010 9:29:57 PM
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Stick your fingers in your ears and yell "LA LA LA LA" every time they start giving you advise.
I'm thinking of having a garden this summer...what should I plant?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/8/2010 10:36:52 PM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Corpse Flowers (Corpse Flower). Your neighbors will love you!!
With the summer coming on, I'm think about getting an AC. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/12/2010 5:23:40 PM
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Pressure your friends into getting a big expensive one for you, along with a new TV, a few good books, and tons of snacks. 
I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating, what should I do???
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/13/2010 3:50:32 PM
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Eat chocolate, cheesecake, and apple pie. You'll be getting tons of calories for energy but you won't feel like you're eating real food.
My school printer is broken. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/13/2010 3:56:28 PM
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Spechulle
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Spend hours writing it all out in longhand
I have a story in my head but keep forgetting to write it out. Advice please?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/13/2010 6:45:38 PM
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Xx-Xavier-xX
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Turn it into a song and sing it all day!
What do I do when people laugh at me for breaking out into song???
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/14/2010 1:04:16 AM
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Hit them over the head with your tuning fork (Link and dare them to sing as well as you.
What should I do when all of your friends hate me for giving you so much bad advice?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/16/2010 6:37:15 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Tell them: "I know you're mad at me, but let me tell you how you should cope with that...." (then give some more bad advice).
I don't know how to meet new people. Where should I go to meet new people (for friendships or dating)?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/19/2010 12:32:35 AM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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You should go to prison to meet new people. The over-crowded prisons and complete lack of privacy will guarantee that people won't be able to avoid you even if they don't like. It's a guaranteed way to win friends and influence people. Once you're in prison you can cyber date through facebook and talk through AIM!!!
I feel bad about giving such horrible advice. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/19/2010 12:43:42 AM
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Go to a therapist until you're able to get over feeling bad about this...even if it takes years of expensive therapy.
I have trouble getting to bed on time, and I'm tired in the morning. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/19/2010 1:00:27 AM
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Forget about getting up early, just sleep in late everyday.
I'm craving cookies, but trying to cut out sugar. What should I eat instead?
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