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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 7:16:28 PM
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TermTimeTeddy
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Make custard, pour it into a foot bath and soak your wounded feet. Then eat it.
What's the best way for me to listen to Mozart?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 9:06:37 PM
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Go to sleep upside-down on the couch and play it in your ipod.
Mr. Lester wants me to do all of his boring math homework, what do I do???
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/31/2010 1:17:55 AM
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Just write in random numbers and hope for the best.
Where should I go on my next vacation?
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Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/31/2010 6:24:26 AM
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The moon. You'll have to apply to NASA first, of course... 
What should I have for breakfast?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/31/2010 4:28:16 PM
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Spechulle
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Nothing - it's bad for you.
How can I stop my legs from itching?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/31/2010 4:34:14 PM
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TermTimeTeddy
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Cut them off.
What's the best thing to wear to a date?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/31/2010 4:37:06 PM
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Barney Outfit.
My dog REALLY ate my homework but I know my teacher won't believe me. What should I say?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/31/2010 4:46:28 PM
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Spechulle
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Say your pet alligator ate it.
I'm going out to dinner tomorrow - should I give the calorie-counting a break for a day?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/1/2010 12:26:40 PM
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Spechulle
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Drink a gallon of 100% hydrochloric acid - that should kill them off.
What is a good way to remember to find out Barry the Builder's phone #?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/1/2010 5:46:10 PM
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Write it into a song and sing it at every opportunity.
How do I dry a rained-upon dog?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/1/2010 6:03:30 PM
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Spechulle
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Put him in the tumble dryer.
I didn't think to get any hot cross buns for breakfast tomorrow - what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/1/2010 9:37:44 PM
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Make dinner rolls. Tell your family that the difference in the rolls is only in the eye of the beholder.
I don't want to pack my lunch for tomorrow, but I don't want to eat out. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/2/2010 1:24:01 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Eat someone else's lunch when they're not looking.
We have church everyday this week due to upcoming Easter. Should I go or skip a few days?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/2/2010 10:12:51 AM
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Spechulle
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Go - dressed up as the Easter Bunny
I'm on my own for the rest of the day. How will I survive?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 8:53:36 AM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Turn on the tv, stereo, game system and stay on the computer all day. The sensory over-load won't make is so lonely.
I don't like ham on easter. What should I eat instead?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 9:10:04 AM
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Spechulle
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Bread and water
Should I do housework today or just relax?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 9:29:07 AM
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Housework. Start ten projects at one and then guilt your friends/family into helping you finish them all since you're crunched for time.
I'm craving chocolate but there isn't any in the house. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 9:58:31 AM
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Eat as many raisins as you can!
My friends phone line went dead, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 10:42:58 AM
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Spechulle
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Call the police to go check they're alright
I've got a 26 page medical form to fill in. What's the best way?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 11:16:49 AM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Lie! Say either that you have perfect healthy or check off that you have every allergy listed.
I'm having trouble with my printer. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 11:22:25 AM
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Spechulle
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Kick it until it cooperates with you
The Eliza Doolittle avatar reminds me I haven't watched My Fair Lady for a while. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 5:47:34 PM
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Spend the next ten hours watching all of the songs on Youtube.
My favorite book is "An Experiment in Criticism" by C.S. Lewis. How do I convince all of my friends to read it too?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 4/3/2010 11:04:11 PM
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Convince your friends to buy it for you along with a Lazy Boy to sit in, a real popcorn maker, your favorite soda, and Hersey Kisses. If they refuse simply excommunicate them from the "DcTalkGirl" universe.
My house is full of stink-bugs. What should I do?
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