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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 4:32:09 PM   
Spechulle


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Send all your food to the starving millions.

My house is full of young 20s people. Any advice?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 4:35:49 PM   
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Start a daycare in your house and have all the kids over.

I am hungry, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 4:44:24 PM   
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Better go and live with the starving millions you sent all your food to!

I keep yawning - what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 5:57:00 PM   
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Fly an airplane, being alert isn't all that it is cracked up to be.

There are not enough forums to read, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/28/2010 12:04:04 AM   
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Join hundreds of sites...all of them linked to your e-mail account. That ought to keep you busy.

I'm sitting here when I could be cleaning my house. How do I get motivated to clean?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/28/2010 2:24:22 PM   
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Watch hours of "How Clean is Your House." After seeing some of those horror houses, your house won't seem so bad.


My cat keeps getting too many treats from family members. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/28/2010 4:10:44 PM   
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Yell "NO!" at family members when they try to feed you cat (like when training a dog). If that doesn't work, yell "BAD family member!"

I'd like to put high-lights in my hair. Should I lighten my hair a lot or a little?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/28/2010 4:55:10 PM   
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A lot. I think "gray" highlights would look perfect, especially if it's a stripe right down the center of your head.


My house is cold but I'm too cheap to turn the heat on. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 1:08:08 AM   
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Every hour--on the hour--run 25 laps around your living room. That ought to keep you warm.

I need to start going to bed earlier...but, I tend to have insomina. How do I get to sleep earlier?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 1:09:20 AM   
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Go out and purchase six rabbits, you'll have lots of warm bunnies in no time.

I am afraid of spiders, is getting a pet tarantula a bad idea?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 9:04:59 AM   
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No. Pet Tarantulas are so sensitive and need so much care that your tender hearted-ness won't be bothered by the death of all the insects you have to feed it.

(They really are sensitive. A lot of careless owners end up breaking parts of their legs off. )


I want a pet snake but my Mom won't let me. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 2:14:39 PM   
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Get one anyway--using her money to buy it. Pretend you got it as a gift from her and thank her profusely!

I would like to make meatball marinara subs. How do I do this? I rarely cook more than toast!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 3:55:09 PM   
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Trick a neighbor into cooking for you while you lay on your Lazy-Boy watching TV. You get to enjoy that "home-made" taste with-out the hassle.

I need to think of something fun to do today--what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 9:14:33 PM   
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get a basket of candy eggs with liquid centers. Dress up as the Easter bunny and run around the mall throwing the eggs at people and wishing them Merry Christmas.

How can I get out of Bible Study this eve? It's at my house and dh leads it.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 10:09:31 PM   
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Eat clove after clove of garlic...then breathe on everyone as soon as they walk in the door. At that point, they might suggest you skip it.

How do I keep my cat out of my new wok pot? She keeps curling up in it to sleep!

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 10:25:20 PM   
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Turn it on!

I need to pack for my trip but I don't know what to take. Can anyone help?

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/29/2010 10:36:06 PM   
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(lol!)

I heard of a millionaire who packed nothing and bought it all when he got there...sounds good to me.

What should I do with all my junk mail?...I hate sorting it.

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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 8:09:35 AM   
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Use the junk mail to make papier mache.

Should I go out in the rain to pay my son's rent into my bank account?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 10:16:43 AM   
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Yes! Weave the bank notes into a hat. Not only will this keep you dry, you will look stunning!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 10:27:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TermTimeTeddy

Yes! Weave the bank notes into a hat. Not only will this keep you dry, you will look stunning!


ty for the advice - is there anything you'd like help with?

ps welcome to the forums :)
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 10:42:50 AM   
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Ta for the welcome Spechulle, I hope you like your hat!

Should I practice dancing in this month's holiday?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 10:52:16 AM   
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Yes! Especially in the middle of the town centre

When should I vacuum the crisp crumbs off my bedroom floor?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 11:30:38 AM   
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Don't! Those crisps could be the start of a vital new ecosystem!

How do I cure an earache?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 1:22:06 PM   
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Cut your ears off - if you haven't got any, they can't ache :)

What should I do with my ripe bananas?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/30/2010 6:39:15 PM   
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Put them on the stairs in the middle of the night.



What should I do after I slip on the bananas?

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