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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 11:13:08 AM
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rayofson
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Inflation typically is about 3% per year. So, if your pay raises are less than that (unless there's a cost-of-living adjustment) then you're losing ground against inflation.
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 11:15:41 AM
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I am still living at home rent here in Hawaii $$$$$.
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 11:15:49 AM
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That's good then. 
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 11:30:10 AM
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LOL!
My parents have a needy dog but it's well behaved so I don't mind.
My sister's dog only likes her but its not mean. My grandmas dog was attached to her and growled at everyone else.
I'd like a dog but I rent and I'd need to not commute in order to have a dog, plus dogs in apartments bark a lot due to all the different people.
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 2:30:56 PM
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 2:33:44 PM
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I couldn't help but giggle. 
#1
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
#2
My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I replied "Dust".
And that's how the fight started.....
#3
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.....
#4
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.
And that's how the fight started.....
#5
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's how the fight started....
#6
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's how the fight started....
#7
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And that's how the fight started.....
#8
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's how the fight started.....
#9
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's how the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started.....
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/21/2010 10:55:29 PM
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Those are cute! Thanks Tink (and Kerrlaw for the addition)
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/22/2010 11:19:29 AM
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Wife: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?
Husband: No honey...it's not the dress.
And that's how the fight started.....
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/22/2010 11:29:26 AM
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Funny.
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/28/2010 11:43:10 AM
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ForgivenGrace
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The HEAD?!?!? Seriously??? This means I have been comitting a HUGE sin by going to my hairdresser.
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RE: Never say never, in NeverNever Land - 1/28/2010 7:03:01 PM
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HAI TINK!!!!
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