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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/4/2009 12:48:20 PM   
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when brushing your cat, it's very important to ...

get kitty to open mouth as wide as possible so you can get at those back teeth.

You know you're in big trouble when...

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/4/2009 2:12:04 PM   
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(you know, there are actually people who brush their pets teeth? I'm not that brave)

After going back in time 3000 years and setting off across the tundra, I ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/4/2009 3:24:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: still4gvn

(you know, there are actually people who brush their pets teeth? I'm not that brave)

Yes, I knew that. I wouldn't be that brave either.

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After going back in time 3000 years and setting off across the tundra, I ...

realized I had forgotten my BlackBerry cell phone and couldn't access the Internet to "Twitter", "ICQ", "IM", or post on CW forums. Since I wasn't willing to put up with such a hardship, I immediately got back in my time machine and went "Back To The Future" in 2009.

The last time I was at a family reunion...

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/5/2009 10:01:42 PM   
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If I don't do my laundry soon, ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/5/2009 11:46:31 PM   
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/7/2009 1:26:40 PM   
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/10/2009 2:48:07 PM   
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the perfect weather is ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/11/2009 2:39:06 PM   
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the perfect weather is ...

never anywhere I live.

You can always tell when someone is...

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/13/2009 5:37:34 PM   
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To prepare for a long journey,
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/14/2009 12:07:31 PM   
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To prepare for a long journey,


one should be sure to go to the bathroom before leaving.

Patience is...

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/14/2009 3:09:41 PM   
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grandchildren are ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/15/2009 2:20:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: still4gvn

a great virtue to get if I don't have to wait for it too long.

grandchildren are ...


blessings that can be spoiled and then sent back home!



Summertime thunderstorms remind me of . . .

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/15/2009 2:49:31 PM   
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If I found a bottle with a genie, ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/15/2009 4:33:51 PM   
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If I found a bottle with a genie, ...


After finding out if he could, in fact, grant 3 wishes, I would ask for (1) approval from God (2)a million bottles of genies, (3) that I would actually live long enough to carry out those wishes


You know that you've gotten old when...

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/16/2009 2:09:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		You know that you've gotten old when..you find youself at the mail box with a letter in your hand and you don't remember if you came to the mail box to mail that letter or if you just picked it up at the mail box.

Time will.....

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/16/2009 6:38:26 PM   
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Jesus said...

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/18/2009 1:06:34 PM   
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/18/2009 1:50:53 PM   
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Nowadays it's not uncommon to see....

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/19/2009 1:10:12 AM   
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Lately the black helicopters circling have ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/19/2009 3:48:40 PM   
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The way things are going, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if....

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/19/2009 9:03:40 PM   
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/19/2009 9:11:30 PM   
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I can only imagine....

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/19/2009 9:28:22 PM   
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If I went to Walmart and was greeted by Paul, I'd ask him ...
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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/19/2009 9:54:32 PM   
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If hamsters could talk....

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RE: Finish My Sentence - 7/20/2009 2:16:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd freak out!! Just like this... Plus, they would all line up to get a leading role in the next "Dr. DoLittle" movie. Good luck getting Eddie Murphy to do another one.

You know you're in a bad mood when....

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