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RE: Cliche Contest - 1/26/2010 11:30:19 AM   
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There are more fish in the sea!

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RE: Cliche Contest - 1/26/2010 6:19:57 PM   
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so if someone is acting too nicely, you can suspect that something fishy is going on...

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/9/2010 11:10:13 PM   
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but you'll have to fish or cut bait.
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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/10/2010 3:28:20 PM   
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didja hear about the chap who's wife said if he went fishing just one more time his wife would leave him? Dang he's gonna miss the gal.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/10/2010 4:21:17 PM   
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yeah, I often miss my dh - only managed to wing him in the leg a couple of times.
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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/10/2010 7:13:53 PM   
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flying on a wing and a prayer

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/11/2010 4:31:36 PM   
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the family that prays together stays together (even fishermen).

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/12/2010 11:36:56 PM   
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and no one has to 'fish for compliments'
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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/13/2010 7:35:58 AM   
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I'll take that as a compliment.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/13/2010 7:53:07 AM   
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but what if they are only blowing sunshine up your skirt?

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/17/2010 2:03:42 PM   
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well, just be sure and keep your shirt on
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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/18/2010 4:16:49 PM   
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I would if I haven't given them the shirt off my back.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/18/2010 6:21:06 PM   
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Naked is the best disguise.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/19/2010 6:06:41 AM   
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Sometimes silence is the best answer.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/19/2010 2:14:49 PM   
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Hello, I am not here right now but your call is important to me. Please leave a message at the tone and I will get back to you at my earliest opportunity.


Hello, this is the fridge. The answering machine is on vacation. At the tone please leave a message on a postette and stick it on the phone.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/26/2010 10:28:07 AM   
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking!

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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/27/2010 6:53:56 AM   
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That's all I can stands and I can't stands no more.......
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RE: Cliche Contest - 2/27/2010 10:10:25 AM   
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Less is more.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/10/2010 7:00:36 AM   
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Yes, so don't bite off more than you can handle.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/10/2010 12:48:19 PM   
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but how many times have I told you, "no eatting your toys until you are done playing with your food!"...................wait, I think I got that backwards.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/14/2010 9:51:32 PM   
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Times bring changes, honey.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/15/2010 12:33:17 PM   
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The only thing that is consistant is change.

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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/20/2010 3:53:12 PM   
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Change is good

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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/29/2010 8:51:52 PM   
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can you spare some change?
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RE: Cliche Contest - 3/29/2010 8:56:55 PM   
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I see he has a spare tire around the middle.

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