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Bad Advice Part II - 3/24/2010 5:25:47 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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My plan to take over the universe failed and I'm on the run from the intergalactic space police? What should I do?
Go to an intergalactic plastic surgeon and get a 'new' face...they'll never catch you.
I'm bummed-out...how do I cheer myself up?
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...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/24/2010 8:28:07 PM
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Saltlight_2188
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Shave the cat and knit a blanket from the fur.
My 20 yo keeps hitting me up for gas money. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/24/2010 10:50:09 PM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Give the money as a loan with 50% interest per day. If payments aren't forthcoming it's time to repo some stuff!
I'm having a hard time getting my cat to hold still while I shave it. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/25/2010 6:01:56 PM
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Spechulle
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Hit it hard over the head to knock it out.
I'm getting the threads mixed up, nearly posted a thing here for the excuse game! What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/25/2010 6:12:05 PM
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Saltlight_2188
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Make an excuse about giving bad advice in both threads...then you're covered!
I'm too tired to cook but no money for take-out. Advice please?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/25/2010 6:22:23 PM
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Spechulle
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Sounds like a good time to fast....
I can't think of anything I want advice on right now - help!!!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/25/2010 7:46:24 PM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Convince yourself that unsolicited advice is the best advice. That way whatever I say will be *Wonderful* advice!
I'm having a hard time sticking to my diet. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/25/2010 10:30:11 PM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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Find two of your friends that don't know each other. Have one write the lyrics, have the other write the melody and then claim it as your own work.
My family is irritated with my massive onion garden by the porch. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/26/2010 5:23:03 PM
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Spechulle
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Chain them to the porch until they agree to stop complaining about it.
What should I wear tomorrow?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/26/2010 5:27:36 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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A potato sack with a rope belt...I hear they're "in" this season.
I'm on the verge of getting a cold...what should I do to stop it from getting worse?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/26/2010 5:30:58 PM
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Spechulle
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Eat lots of raw onions.
I don't have a potato sack or a rope belt. Where can I get them?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/26/2010 5:35:16 PM
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Sneak into a farmer's barn to get them. If you get caught, tell him you rest better when you sleep in a barn and you don't have one.
If I eat all those onions...I'll need something to freshen my breath. What should I use?
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You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised.
Hebrews 10:36
...if you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he'll be driving.
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 12:16:32 AM
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I-Luv-My-Flowers
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A salad made out of a Corpse Flower. (See Pic)
I've decided to get rid of my onion patch. What should I grow instead?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 9:32:23 AM
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Spechulle
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Nettles, so you can have lovely nettle soup.
I live in a town, hence no farmer's barn available to sneak into. Should I give up on the potato sack idea?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 3:42:53 PM
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Go out in the cold weather with wet hair.
I need to sew, but I'd rather play on CW. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 3:47:29 PM
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Spechulle
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Mix some mustard into a bucket of hot water and soak your feet in it. Also, wrap up your chest in vinegar-soaked brown paper - and keep eating those onions, at the same time have your head over a steaming bowl of water, with a towel covering you as well so you inhale the steam.
How can I stop being recognised wearing a potato sack? I don't want to get arrested!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 3:49:13 PM
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Spechulle
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ORIGINAL: Saltlight_2188
Go out in the cold weather with wet hair.
I need to sew, but I'd rather play on CW. What should I do?
*screams with laughter* We cross posted again!
Do both at the same time. You don't need to look at what you're sewing, and you can type with your nose!
How can I stop being recognised wearing a potato sack? I don't want to get arrested!
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 3:55:20 PM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Spechulle
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ORIGINAL: Saltlight_2188
Go out in the cold weather with wet hair.
I need to sew, but I'd rather play on CW. What should I do?
*screams with laughter* We cross posted again!
That's quite all right...I liked your answer better anyway!
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Do both at the same time. You don't need to look at what you're sewing, and you can type with your nose!
How can I stop being recognised wearing a potato sack? I don't want to get arrested!
Be sure to wear one over your head, too!
My nose is sore. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 4:22:49 PM
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Go to the dentist and have them work on your top teeth.
I am uncertain about life, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 4:27:57 PM
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Spechulle
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Go and stand in the middle of a busy motorway - that should help you make up your mind!
I feel silly wearing a potato sack on my head. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice Part II - 3/27/2010 4:29:11 PM
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Get someone to put on your feet too.
I am hungry, what should I do?
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What should I do?
i pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby yo home smell ya later..i looked at my kingdom i was finally here to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. 
If you can get used to that, you've got it in the bag. 